It was bound to happen. There was truly no way of avoiding it. Me, a kid raised in the burbs who shows up to the 6th most populous city in America where he relies entirely on public transportation to get from point A to point B… something like this was inevitable. Especially considering how long it’s been since my last epic.
As I looked in the pantry that fateful morning, the only groceries remaining from my last trip to Thrift Way were a single packet of oatmeal and a sleeve of crackers, which motivated me to hop on the 15 (which I’ve ridden once before) and head back to the local grocery store. Yeah, the 15. That’s how we Philly people say it. Well what happened next proved beyond any shadow of a doubt that I have no business including myself in the phrase “we Philly people”.
Equipped with my empty messenger bag (which I would fill with groceries), I walked up Lawrence to Girard and over to 4th. Just as I turned the corner to begin approaching 4th I saw the 15 passing by. I know from experience that missing a bus (or in this case, trolley) results in standing around for about 20 minutes at the bus stop. Any other day this would be of no consequence, but on this particular day Philly had scattered showers and high winds. I was currently dry, and in an effort to stay that way, I darted off after the trolley which, if my timing was right, was going to be stopped at a red light right as I arrived at it’s doors.
At this point I’d be remiss if I didn’t give you a better mental picture of what was going on. I stand out like a sore thumb without running full speed on one of the busiest streets in my neighborhood. Because of the threat of rain that day, I was wearing my green rain jacket. Again, this would normally be insignificant, but in order for me to stay warm in this city, I opt each morning to wear my warm weather pants, which are forest green. To (literally) top it all off, I was wearing a darker forest green hat to keep my judgment-lacking head warm. So those lucky enough to see what transpired saw a three-shades-of-green-with-a-fire-beard being sprinting in his hiking boots to catch the 15. And while I’m giving you visuals, you must know that the trolley stays in the center two lanes of four total lanes on Girard. See the picture above to clarify the confusion undoubtedly caused by the previous sentence. Moving on…
Despite how I looked approaching the trolley at 4th & Girard, I successfully reached it just before the light was turning green. I ran in between cars to get to the lane where the trolley was before it started to accelerate when much to my dismay, the driver refused to open the doors.
Good.
He was saying something about how he couldn’t pick me up at 4th. Apparently 4th and Girard isn’t a stop for the eastbound 15… So off he drove, and I made my way safely back to the sidewalk, resigned to the fact that I’d have to wait for the next trolley to pick me up at 3rd.
I walked slowly eastward to catch my breath and as I looked down the street I saw something I’ve never seen before in America (in China, yes; here, no): The trolley was stopped at 3rd street and the driver was standing in the street yelling and waving at me to hurry up.
Real good.
See, though I’d accepted the fact that I missed my chance at this particular trolley car, the driver wasn’t willing to give up so easily. He kindly waited (and yell at me). So I was off to the races again, dodging cars and angry stares from the trolley’s occupants, and after what seemed like a unbelievably long single-block run, I arrived at the (open) door of the trolley. Success! I placed my token in the slot and found a seat towards the front without making eye contact with anybody.
I’ll leave you with a picture of where the incident went down, knowledge that I ran the long way around the hand rail in said picture, and the assurance that the picture at the top of this post wasn’t taken during the freshman incident you just read about.